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having no meaning in life will do that to you [20 Nov 2006|11:52pm]

winterabbit
Teenage boy with blazer: "Sartre and Camus were both pretty bad-looking."
Teenage boy with glasses: "I think Sartre was a little better-looking than Camus."
Blazer: "Yeah, Camus was one ugly motherfucker."

-504 King streetcar westbound, 4:05 PM

(P.S.: Hi guys, I'm new!)
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More fun form Loblaws! [22 Nov 2005|12:12am]

amadruadaboleyn
This one actually happened to me. Hoorayness!

CASHIER: What is this?
ME: Uhh, it's a jalapeno.
CASHIER: What?
ME: Jalapeno pepper?
CASHIER: Oh. I didn't know we had those.

--Loblaws, St. Clair West
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Your grandmother is really fuckin' old [21 Nov 2005|05:44pm]

amadruadaboleyn
DORKY MAN: What are the sardines for?
GIRL: For putting on top of the soup.
DORKY MAN: On chicken soup??
GIRL: Yeah, it's an ancient family recipe handed down form my grandmother.

--Loblaws, St. Clair West
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Shallowness is all in the mind [16 Nov 2005|06:56pm]

amadruadaboleyn
[ mood | chipper ]

GIRL: Are you using that stuff?
OTHER GIRL: On my face? Yeah.
GIRL: Your skin is really nice. I don't use that stuff, but, like, people always ask me what I use, and I say I use it, but, like, I don't.
OTHER GIRL: Yeah.

--Subway

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More Torontonians at the Head of the Class [14 Nov 2005|07:15pm]

amadruadaboleyn
BOYFRIEND: So, what class is this?
GIRLFRIEND: It's my class!
BOYFRIEND: Yeah, but is it history?
GIRL: It's ancient Egypt, man!

--Lash Miller Chemical Labs, St. George St.
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An oldie, but a goodie [14 Nov 2005|07:13pm]

amadruadaboleyn
[After hearing a long and detailed explanation of the Hindu creation myth.]

STUDENT: So, uh...that's just an allegory, right?
PROFESSOR: Excuse me?
STUDENT: Like, Indian people don't really believe that, do they?

--Sidney Smith Hall, St. George St.
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First post! I WIN! [10 Nov 2005|01:45am]

amadruadaboleyn
[ mood | accomplished ]

(Three preppy, Caucasian highschool girls are walking down the street)

GIRL #1: I don't know about you guys, but I want my first baby to be a black baby.

--Corner of Yonge and Wellesley

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